Noisiest Places In the World Greeting Card

If you had to go to one of these places for the whole day, which would you choose? I think I'm leaning towards the fox orgy.

Details:

Designed by Technically Ron.
Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches).
Produced from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials
Blank inside for your own message.
100% recycled brown Kraft envelope supplied.
Made in the UK.