Old As Fuck Greeting Card

You're gonna need a hosepipe to put out all those candles.

Details:

Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard sized letter in the UK mail.
Produced from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials
Blank inside for your own message.
100% recycled brown kraft envelope supplied.
Made in the UK.